Why I hate you all.....

[Edward Thomas Swan]

Paul:
Hey, try putting down your blackberry for once and use your MSN on a actual computer! You'll find it works MUCH better!

Riley:
You landed Pronger last draft and now have the 2nd overall pick???...You're a DOUCHE!

Scott:
Do you even exist anymore?

Andy:
You are by far the worst person ever in existence...

Th Sykes:
You guys must be twice as dumb as these other losers, cause it takes two of you guys to run a team.

Allan:
Who spells "Allen" with an "a"...SPELL IT RIGHT!!!!!

Dustin:
I just hate you.....no reason...

Steve:
Why won't you trade me Bourque?!?!?! Ass!

Rick:
Ever heard of MSN?...no?....ok...

Ed:
This league is only big enough for one "Ed"...and I'm not leaving...

Martin:
Va te faire enculer...

Remo:
Whats with always typing in caps???

Kevin:
Anyone associated with NY is not a friend of mine...

Adrian:
You're friends with Remo....boooo...

Chris:
You're friends with AllEn.....boooo...

David:
You're mom is ugly....ewww....

[SWASHBUCKLER]

WHAT ARE U TRYING 2 SAY

THIS RANT FROM ED SWAN WHO SPENDS ONE CALENDAR YEAR IN 3 DIFFERENT PLACES.

1. IN KOREA 95 DAYS (XTRA 5 DAYS DUE 2 MISSING FLIGHT CUZ OF DRUNKENESS)
2. IN NORTH BAY 90 DAYS (MOSTLY HIDING OUT IN HIS ROOM WITH PORN PLAYING ON THE COMP)
3. IN A BAR 180 DAYS (OR ANYWHERE HE CAN GET ALCOHOL)

EVEN THOUGH UR A PRICK, I DON'T HATE U.

[Dave B (Northstars)]

Ed, just because my mom said you're a creep and that you should stop sniffing around in her panty drawer is no reason for you to disrespect her like that...shame on you!

[atlantaisburning]

Ed you double as a drug-sniffing dog?

[baronsgm]

What's the matter Ed,you boyfriend refuse to spank you again?

[firestrike]

Now now Ed, just because your were caught on the plane with a "substantial" amount of Midget Porn is nothing to get your panties in a twist.

[Edward Thomas Swan]

My addiction to midget porn is very healthy! thank you bery much!!!

Dave, your mom loved my creepiness until a refused to do that "thing" she likes...she's been bitter ever since...

Paul, me and Pablo are on great terms! Thank you!

Remo. whats wrong with going to a bar every now and than....and again...and again...

[baronsgm]

Thats not what he told me!

[Edward Thomas Swan]

YOU LEAVE PABLO ALONE!!!!....HE'S MINE!!!!

[Violent Ed]

What ya gonna do?

Fire me?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[Edward Thomas Swan]

i've fired you 5 times already...you just dont go away!!!

[screamineagles]

wow not even my fault, but I do plan on trading that number two pick for a couple of goons to go over to your house and teach you some manners